Wednesday, April 27, 2011

No, She Didn't!


Yeah, I did.  I figure I'm more likely to stick with this if I've fully broken myself down and confronted the truth via embarrassment.  I'm not just overweight; I'm morbidly obese.  At 5' 4.5" my poor bones and atrophied muscles can't handle this much weight.  So, confront it I will... kinda.  You can see my lovely apple shape, but the face of this goddess remains hidden.

If I were you, dear reader, I'd want more than a poorly MSpaint doodle and a bunch of pretty words about what is going to happen.  I'd want the meat! Who is this gentle stranger with a head like a disapproving melon? I'm a 27 year old married nerd and I work as a Customer Advocate for a large insurance company.  I was heavy all my life until about 3 years ago when I lost 85 pounds in 10 months by eating healthy and exercising.  I was smokin hawt and so happy! Then, as has happened to so many people, I lost someone I love dearly and ate every calorie of my grief. I gained every pound back. Now, I'm gonna do this the right way and make sure all of my emotional and physical baggage comes off permanently.

GOALS:    
  1. Lose 132 lbs.  
  2. Do 100 Pull Ups in a row
  3. Do 100 Push Ups in a row
  4. Run a Half-Marathon

METHOD:
  • BodyBugg Calorie Management System
  • Chuz Gym Membership
  • Healthy Homemade Food (Yeah, your basic "eat healthy and exercise" routine)
Tomorrow is workout Day 1.  I've been paying the fat-tax on this gym membership for months and I'm finally going to use it! I really can't wait to get those endorphins coursing through me again.

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