About Me

I really hope Mr. Wittgenstein was drunk and rambling when he said ""The human body is the best picture of the soul." Otherwise, just by looking at me you can get a general idea of who I am currently.  

It isn't lost on me that all I've managed to explain about myself is that I have low self-esteem.  It's totally true, but I'm working on that too!

I've had a rough life and I sometimes indulge my self-hatred by eating a bunch and/or telling jokes at my own expense.  The purpose of T-Minus is for me to literally start subtracting all the crap I don't want in my life: Negativity, Fat, Laziness, and the black hole that has taken over the area most people call "self-worth."  If all goes according to plan, I'll end up more like this:

I really miss having pink hair, that might be a change I make too. 

For the boring stuff, I am: 

married (to Mr. Husband) 

29 years old  

a San Diego native

intentionally childless

an auntie <3

the cat's pajamas